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About Me:

WHAT UP! I'm Lane, 22 and from Sydney. im a derby girl in training and a goalkeeping superstar. talents include guitar, drums, skateboarding and a natural ability which few know about ;) I have tattoos, piercings and fag swag. Pokemon and Star Wars are my main obsessions, with WOMEN being the number one. I like to draw stuff, and make people smile.I dare you to get to know me. Raging Dykes [ dyking ]

rainbowcolouredasshole's Posts

Sep 2 2014 9:56 pm

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via r0aming-with-pink-hippos)

Sep 2 2014 9:55 pm

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

gayseal:

How to come out to your parents.

I bet this is what Balthazar’s wings look like.

image

(Source: hyundred, via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

Sep 2 2014 9:55 pm

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via alltimemishacollins)

Sep 2 2014 9:54 pm

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Sep 2 2014 9:54 pm

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calibornsbottombirthday:

being genderless literally can be dated back to mesopotamia and there are still people who act like its an internet fad thats just incredible to me

(Source: calibornsmainsqueeze, via the-return-of-the-fandoms)

Sep 2 2014 9:54 pm

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Sep 2 2014 9:53 pm

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

Why are people STILL reblogging leaked nudes you understand that you’re just spreading them even if you’re doing it to acknowledge that leaking nudes is wrong you’re literally just still spreading them

(via dutchster)

Sep 2 2014 9:53 pm

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Sep 2 2014 9:53 pm

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wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Sep 2 2014 9:52 pm

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crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

Sep 2 2014 9:52 pm

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Sep 2 2014 9:51 pm

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Anonymous Asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

vivalafro:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

mozart writes about getting that ass licked

nicki sings about getting that ass licked

both true musical masters, honestly

The way art is suppose to be

Sep 2 2014 9:51 pm

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aroseforalice:

me and my friends

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

Sep 2 2014 9:50 pm

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svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via iwillmindfuckyou)

Sep 2 2014 9:50 pm

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emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)


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