"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
Doing this in public is so damn sexy.
unf so good
I would fall off that mf chair
SONG. OF. THE. DAY.
“You got me going crazy,
Running around in circles lately
I can’t deny it, I kinda like it
I’m wound up tighter than your jeans fit
You got me lit up like a cigarette”
HIT ME WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST - EVERY AVENUE
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing
Off to pick up my new bed. Then im gonna put it together and go get fucked up in newtown tonight. :D
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this