It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
How to come out to your parents.
I bet this is what Balthazar’s wings look like.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
being genderless literally can be dated back to mesopotamia and there are still people who act like its an internet fad thats just incredible to me
Why are people STILL reblogging leaked nudes you understand that you’re just spreading them even if you’re doing it to acknowledge that leaking nudes is wrong you’re literally just still spreading them
can’t we all be rich and have fun together
that is what the kardashian game is for
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
mozart writes about getting that ass licked
nicki sings about getting that ass licked
both true musical masters, honestly
The way art is suppose to be
me and my friends
i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair
"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”
HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.