do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER
assassination: a nation that is sassy