I enjoy the finer things in life like pizza rolls and oral sex
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
This dog had bigger muscles than me 😂
i just electrocuted myself omg
How do you currently feel?
im kind of amped
Watt I cant hear you
i said it hertz a lot
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist.
this breaks my heart
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that