I am officially losing my shit. I knew i shouldnt have watched paranormal activity. First it freaks me out, then my parents tv starts fucking around. God dam ill be lucky to sleep.

shit-thatblows:

need

meladoodle:

dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

(via whitewolfwinning)

loop-zoop:

quirkybrittany:

rneerkat:

in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring

i think i get it xD

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what the fuck did you do to this post

(via whitewolfwinning)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a really smart gay person

a homogenius

(via pizza)

unsavioured:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(via fuckingbulbasaurs)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via iwillmindfuckyou)

the-box-ticker:

Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals

(via designatedlezbianarea)

brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO 

(via designatedlezbianarea)

I’m not lazy, I take a lot of horizontal life pauses.