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WHAT UP! I'm Lane, 22 and from Sydney. im a derby girl in training and a goalkeeping superstar. talents include guitar, drums, skateboarding and a natural ability which few know about ;) I have tattoos, piercings and fag swag. Pokemon and Star Wars are my main obsessions, with WOMEN being the number one. I like to draw stuff, and make people smile.I dare you to get to know me. Raging Dykes [ dyking ]

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Aug 30 2014 5:58 pm

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Aug 30 2014 10:17 am

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it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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Aug 30 2014 9:47 am

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does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

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Aug 30 2014 9:47 am

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This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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Aug 30 2014 9:47 am

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my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

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Aug 30 2014 9:46 am

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I want to be shown off. I want somebody to be proud they call me theirs. I want to be introduced to new, exciting things. I want my tears kissed away when my heart is hurting. I want arms to hold me when I shake. I want someone to not judge me by my past, but help me grow and lift me up. I want somebody to be proud of all my accomplishments. I want somebody to love me like I deserve to be.

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Aug 30 2014 9:46 am

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tortoise riding tortoise riding tortoise

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Aug 30 2014 9:45 am

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this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.


I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"


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Aug 30 2014 9:43 am

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I forgot to take a full selfie before i left home. Off to the 5x5 finals :D

Aug 30 2014 8:38 am

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When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

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Aug 30 2014 8:38 am

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