I am officially losing my shit. I knew i shouldnt have watched paranormal activity. First it freaks me out, then my parents tv starts fucking around. God dam ill be lucky to sleep.
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring
i think i get it xD
what the fuck did you do to this post
what do you call a really smart gay person
Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual
I embarrass myself infront of myself
Things Nobody Says To Heterosexuals
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL
YEAH ME TOO
I’m not lazy, I take a lot of horizontal life pauses.